The Worst Album Covers Ever Created?

3 May


56 Responses to “The Worst Album Covers Ever Created?”

  1. hippo May 4, 2011 at 12:03 pm #

    the winner goes to… my pussy belongs to daddy

  2. Charles Gramlich May 4, 2011 at 4:02 pm #

    Oh the things we can't UNSEE.

  3. Crosby Kenyon May 7, 2011 at 8:56 pm #

    It's amazing what some consider art.

  4. Anonymous May 11, 2011 at 7:11 pm #

    nice pussy! LOL

  5. wfe May 14, 2011 at 12:37 pm #

    the Romantica is in visual sound stereo. and i think i'm going to be sick.

  6. Anonymous May 14, 2011 at 6:37 pm #

    Why is that “Man o war” album listed? They look pretty hot to me! 🙂

  7. Anonymous May 14, 2011 at 7:41 pm #

    I so, so wish you released these as a weekly series. It's almost too much beauty for one post!

  8. Anonymous May 16, 2011 at 4:33 pm #

    nice collection! maybe you want to include this one:

  9. Robert Niedermeier May 17, 2011 at 12:20 pm #

    thanx, i like Niko and Manowar

  10. camillap May 17, 2011 at 1:18 pm #

    Hard to pick a winner, but the line-up I would most like to see live is Quim Barreiros supported by the Maddy Genets ensemble. Superb

  11. Anonymous May 17, 2011 at 1:47 pm #

    ROFL!! Thx for making my day!

  12. Tschimmi Cash May 17, 2011 at 2:35 pm #

    can't stop laughing!! xDDD

  13. Fabian May 17, 2011 at 7:39 pm #

    woooow !

  14. Phranck May 18, 2011 at 11:11 am #

    Absolutely fabulous

  15. millie May 18, 2011 at 7:14 pm #

    Oh geezas, not laughed so hard in a while…
    I like the record that's inside the Best of Wayne Newton cover. Winning!!!

  16. Anonymous May 18, 2011 at 8:52 pm #

    all of them are just hilarious! Thansk for posting!

  17. Anonymous May 18, 2011 at 9:19 pm #

    What does she mean by sayig…”My Pussy belongs to My Daddy…”

    This is ridiculous…very sick…whats the difference between animal and humans…?

  18. Anonymous May 18, 2011 at 10:53 pm #

    not all of them were horrible, just kind of pre-photoshop 70's photo era.

    But the wayne newton one was an epic fail! And some of them were trying to be blatently weird.

    The funniest ones though are the christian ones where they look like crap but have this silly grin on their face.

  19. Trisha May 20, 2011 at 8:31 am #

    Oh my god…………. LOL

  20. Anonymous May 20, 2011 at 8:55 am #

    “Oh, look at them, there's a transvestite, somebody's fat and that one has funny glasses, omg lmao they look stupid, nobody in my middle-class sterile life looks like that.”

    How are these the worst? At least these people are not hiding themselves behind an all-pleasing dry design, and some of them, Kevin Rowland for example, (why is he listed anyway? oh yeah, he wears women's clothes) have had a bold idea what they want to do.

    Yes, it might not suit your average taste and these covers do look different than all the perfectly photoshopped as-personal-as-an-airpot-lounge record covers you can pick up from your favorite impersonal record store, but for myself, I'd like to see a world where eccentricity and being different is not something that should be instantly laughed upon.

    To call these the worst just goes out to show what an average, play-it-safe, go-by-the-numbers, GAP-khaki-pants wearing, dull human being the owner of this blog must be.

  21. Anonymous May 20, 2011 at 10:44 am #

    a taste of “dick Black”

  22. Anonymous May 20, 2011 at 11:34 am #

    Zip Zap Rap

  23. Anonymous May 20, 2011 at 11:35 am #

    Borat!!! I'd be careful with that accordion…

  24. Anonymous May 20, 2011 at 12:27 pm #

    Totally agree with Anonymous above saying “How are these the worst? At least these people are not hiding themselves behind an all-pleasing dry design”.
    Yes, most “designs” on these are funny and stupid but I am disturbed that everybody's laughing above past-days people who made a record althought they didn't look like something approved by today's (or even by past's) view on being good-looking. And if you like that blind girls from 50 years ago is so funny how about posting some Stevie Wonder-jokes here?

  25. vinylvixen May 20, 2011 at 5:31 pm #

    Wow, that's quite a collection. To clear your mind of all those, check out some of the BEST vintage album covers here:

  26. manonthelam May 21, 2011 at 12:18 am #

    These are pretty funny. And take a look at the song titles on that last album cover…such classics as “Sadie's still got The Rag On” and “Tony's Got Hot Nuts”…

  27. Anonymous May 21, 2011 at 5:19 pm #

    All my friends are dead too :(((

  28. Ian Curtains May 22, 2011 at 7:58 am #

    Such a shame when Joyce left the Cooper Family to go solo. I saw The Handless Organist supported by Freddie Gage in Stanley Park Cemetary on the the Graviola tour in '72 they rocked bigtime.

  29. Albert Freeman May 23, 2011 at 2:11 pm #

    OMG they are amazing! 😀
    Every single one was my favourite until I saw the next one!
    I was surprised that Dokken weren't on the list, as this one is terribble too:

  30. Anonymous May 23, 2011 at 9:47 pm #

    The Brailettes? omg

  31. Anonymous May 23, 2011 at 11:25 pm #

    I own the ORION ALBUM…Elvis soundalike……

  32. Anonymous May 25, 2011 at 4:11 am #

    These are sick…a couple of my favorites are the Handless Organist & The Braillette's. Joe must have picked them. Love you Joe & Scot

  33. Anonymous May 25, 2011 at 12:09 pm #

  34. Anonymous May 28, 2011 at 10:09 pm #

    They look normal. Some of there I can see, are meant to be funny.

  35. Anonymous June 3, 2011 at 3:48 pm #

    The Martin Denny romantica one is a fake–someone pasted a picture on it. You can see the cut lines. It made me laugh though-I know that album and at first I thought it was a rare variant!

  36. Anonymous June 7, 2011 at 2:53 am #

    hahaha here is one more you should add:P

  37. Anonymous June 8, 2011 at 6:24 pm #

    I think I'll have nightmare tonight, specialy for 'The braillettes'…

  38. Anonymous June 15, 2011 at 11:54 am #

    Óóóó…some of them are just amazing photographs!!!!!
    I would love having them on the wall!!!

    Roman (Czech Republic)

  39. Anonymous July 1, 2011 at 7:14 am #

    Gosciu z “Krug”'a (srodkowy) wyglada jak High Contrast 😉

  40. Anonymous July 24, 2011 at 11:56 am #

    Oh, I like Tino….he is hot! 🙂

  41. Anonymous July 28, 2011 at 5:41 pm # read before publishing…

  42. VanityofVanities August 15, 2011 at 8:38 am #

    Can't believe that these albums were bought by many people back then.:)

    Cathy@best scrubs

  43. SEO Company August 16, 2011 at 9:29 am #

    This album it's look some different and odd. Can you suggest which one is the best.
    I would love having them.

  44. Anonymous August 18, 2011 at 4:35 am #

    Аеее Пугачева рулит!

  45. Anonymous August 28, 2011 at 11:43 pm #

    Foster edwards orch isnt a bad album cover i wish i waoulda thought of it first

  46. Anonymous August 29, 2011 at 12:22 am #

    Julie's 16th birthday is the most disturbing.

  47. S.Emerald September 23, 2011 at 10:15 pm #

    Some are much worse than others…

  48. Carlota Nonnumquam September 24, 2011 at 6:57 pm #

    omg, these are so bad! The eighth cover, Quim Barreiros is a singer in my country, lololol

  49. Doccus Rockus Maximus September 27, 2011 at 12:14 am #

    Holy XXXX the tears are just streaming down from laughing so hard!

  50. Mario Cavallero Jr October 1, 2011 at 5:04 pm #

    if you like vintage record covers,check this site out, the last post is dedicated to panties on french record covers in the 70's :;

  51. Anonymous November 22, 2011 at 10:43 pm #

    офигеть, пугачева)

  52. Anonymous November 23, 2011 at 5:35 pm #

    Тема сисек раскрыта!

  53. Anonymous November 25, 2011 at 1:56 pm #

    the taste of dick black..

  54. Anonymous November 27, 2011 at 8:07 pm #

    а это нормально, что у меня встал?

  55. Anonymous December 1, 2011 at 9:19 am #

    Julies 16th Birthday hahaha omg you would be depressed…

  56. Blogger Widgets December 1, 2011 at 12:57 pm #

    haha!.. these are hilarious. 😀

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